Wednesday, September 14, 2011

24 Things Texans Know, Do & Say

Hey y'all!!!

Ok, Yes I am Texan! Proud to be! But I am not country, not much of a Texan accent and about 23 of these things don't apply to me lol But I love texan jokes and stories so I thought this would be hillarious to share! I hope you enjoy it!
  1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
  2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas .
  3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen before.
  4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite'cha.
  5. Onced and Twiced are words.
  6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
  7. Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
  8. People actually grow, eat and like okra.
  9. 'Fixinto' is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
  10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
  11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of Texas .
  12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
  13. The word 'jeet' is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
  14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
  15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
  16. Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural.
  17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
  18. You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
  19. You only own six spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco, Ranch Dressing and ketchup.
  20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
  21. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
  22. You know what a hissy fit is and you don’t have 'em, you pitch 'em.
  23. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
  24. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

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  1. I also live in Texas and although not all of these apply to me, they are funny and true for some Texans!

  2. I live in texas too and have lived here all my life and all of these apply to me (and by the way it's not jeet it's ja'eet/ja'eat) lol #_#
    These are funny.


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